“I’m always cast as sort of slightly wan, ethereal, troubled, intellectuals or physically ambivalent bad lovers. I’m here to tell you I’m quite the opposite in real life. I’m a fucking fantastic lover.”—
OMG. I KNOW NOBODY IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE EXCEPT ME CARES ABOUT THIS, BUT OMG. I WAS LISTENING TO THE POKEMON: 2000 SOUNDTRACK ‘CAUSE I’M AWESOME AND NOT TOO OLD FOR THAT JFC, AND THIS ARTIST BILLIE CAME ON AND I WAS LIKE “LOL WOULDN’T IT BE BALLIN’ IF IT WAS BILLIE PIPER. WAIT…THAT REALLY DOES SOUND LIKE HER.” IT. FUCKING. WAS. GUISE. MY CREYS. THINGS I LOVE COLLIIIIIIIIIDE.